Very Short Jokes - Shopping Frenzy

I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation. Just as he was telling me that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power shortage caused the lights to
flicker overhead. ‘That,’ he sighed, ‘must be her checking out now.’

Very Short Jokes - Yo Mama’s So Stupid… Ladder

Your mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.

Very Short Jokes - Yo Mama’s So Stupid

Yo’ mama so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a haircut!

Very Short Jokes - FieldtoRacetrack

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.
During the tour, some of the children needed to go to the toilet, so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher […]

Very Short Jokes - Magic Johnson on rollerblades

What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?
ROLLAIDS!

Very Short Jokes - Football player test

A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it […]

My F Graded Science Paper on the Big Bang

This is a Science Paper that I turned in. I got an F. Big Surprise…
I don’t know what’s up with this whole Big Bang Theory. Like I’m supposed to
believe that a big explosion created all the life in the universe. Last time I
checked, we used explosions to kill people. I don’t think we tested atom […]