1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get
married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception
was excellent.
2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says,
"I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender
says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
4. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"Sorry we don't serve food in here."
5. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
6. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt
under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for
the road."
7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the
other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
8. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass
of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?"
"It's Not Unusual."
9. Two cows standing next to each other in a field,
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated
this morning." "I don't believe you,"
said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
10. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The
kids were nothing to look at either.
