A duck walks into a general store…

A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?””No.””Got any fresh vegetables?””No. We have only canned and dry goods.”The next day, the duck returns.”Got any fresh fruit?””No.””Got any fresh vegetables?””No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry goods. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same […]