‘Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house, Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I’d taste, At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number! When I walked to the store (less a [...]
FREE JOKES MRS. PARTINGTON
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Mrs. Partington lately remarked to a legal friend: "If I owes a man a debt,
and makes him the lawless tenant of a blank bill, and he infuses to incept
it, ...
16 years ago
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