Very Short Jokes - A driller, geologist and an engineer

A driller, geologist and an engineer are all sentenced to death by guillotine.
The driller is up first. They put his head in and asked if he had any last
words, he said no. The pulled the cord and nothing happened. He was set free as
if the guillotine doesn’t work you are free to go. Next up […]

Very Short Jokes - Invite

Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?
A: Invite an accountant.

Very Short Jokes - GAAP

Q: What is GAAP (generally accepted accounting principles)?
A: The difference between accounting theory and practice.

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to chan

Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry
standard.

Very Short Jokes - IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign
on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer
wanted them to cross there.

Very Short Jokes - Afraid

Why mathematicians are afraid drive a car?
Because the width of the road is negligible comparing to its length.

Already Solved

One day a mathematician decides that he is sick of math. So, he walks down to
the fire department and announces that he wants to become a fireman.
The fire chief says, “Well, you look like a good guy. I’d be glad to hire you,
but first I have to give you a little test.”
The fire chief takes […]